My Swiss army knife

had everything but

an owner who had any

use for it.

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I saw an commercial

for a set of kitchen

knives that said,

“These knives are only

available on TV”

And that’s unfortunate.

Because I could do with

a new set of knives,

but I’m not on TV

 

I once thought I

lost my philtrum.

But, it turns out,

it was under my

nose the whole time

I  still remember

my first cigarette.

I still have it, too.

It’s my lucky cigarette.

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‘Woodn’t’ would be a good name for an artificial fire-log company.

The spirit of

Mrs. Butterworth

is not released from the bottle

until you finish

-ALL-

of the pancake syrup

Maybe nobody sees

the Loch Ness monster

anymore because it

disappeared into the

Loch Ness Triangle.

The first auto manufacturer

to name their new car

the Lemon will have my

complete attention

(

 Last night

my ears were burning & ringing

at the same time

that could only mean one thing —

somebody was talking

about my severe tinnitus