On the street

I found a wallet

full of cash.

***

But it turned out

it was my wallet

***

And that’s too bad.

Because in my head,

that money was all

ready spent

.

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chapter 13

“… the old gypsy’s curse

that I would grow up to

become Paul Whiteman

had come to fruition!”

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If at

exactly midnight,

I were to tell

two friends

that to-day was

my birthday,

***

And they, in turn,

each told two people,

***

And they each

told two people,

***

And so on and so on …

By the following day

***

EVERYBODY in the world

would know it

was my birthday

***

And I would

still be spending it

alone with my

slide-ruler

.

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Instead of

calling my crimes

petty theft,

why not call them

pretty theft,

because I am

beautiful.

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Grammatically,

My upper teeth

are in caps

and my

bottom teeth

are in

lower-case

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Pontius Pilate

was said,

(to his

suffering wife’s

dismay),

to have

washed his hands

of Jesus

thirty-three times

a day

I couldn’t find my

ouija board

***

so, instead

I used my

monopoly board,

***

and Good News!

***

the spirits tell me

I just won

second prize in a

beauty contest!

Do you know what’s

underrated?

People coming up to

me & telling me

that I’m underrated

As Christ

used parables

to keep secrets

from the

common people,

so, Trefology

uses whatever

you think

these are.

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Keep circulating the URL

 

(Matthew 13:10-13)

I was just thinking,

if Jesse James had

owned a flying horse,

he could have robbed

the Wright Bros.

***

But Jesse James had

been dead for some

twenty-seven years by

the time of the

Wrights brothers,

***

so, just forget I mentioned it.

Once I laughed

all the way

to the bank,

but when I got

there the

bank was closed,

so I guess the

laugh was on me. 

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Mozart was buried in a

paupers grave, but,

I bet, if we dug up

all the bodies, we’d find,

at least, one skeleton

that appeared to be good

at playing the piano

.

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