Once I laughed all

the way to the bank

but when I got there the bank was closed,

so instead,

I laughed all the way to the library

but they just told me to be quiet.

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attempt no. 2

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I remember laughing all

the way to the bank

and I remember laughing more as

I stood in line at the bank,

but then,

I must have passed out

in front of the teller,

because I was unconscious

all the way to the hospital.

The moral:

Nothing is so funny as to risk your health, folks

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