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Chill kill
Fishing is
the most
laid back
method of
killing
something
How to read my words
Your attention please
***
Going forward,
in honor of the
poet ee cummings,
everything I voice
will be in
lower-case letters.
***
You’re gonna have to
go with me on this one.
***
Just always assume I am.
Once the second wishing star appears all bets are off.
“Performance Anxiety”
by Mary Cellini
Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
Buying Bulk
The first thing
my mom would do
with her birthday
present was shake
the box
***
shuffle shuffle shuffle
***
“What is it?” she’d ask with a grin
***
but I think,
deep down,
she already knew
it was just more
chicken bones
The rain in York falls mostly on the dork
If after downloading
the Depeche Mode song,
“Enjoy the Silence”,
I had heard nothing
but actual silence —
I won’t mince words,
I would not have enjoyed it
The things we used to do that rhymed
I’m thinking about
the things we used
to do that rhymed
***
Like, riding a bus,
***
making a fuss,
***
passing a suss,
***
and waving at Russ.
***
Yes, I’m thinking
about the things
we used to do that
rhymed …
Jokes for kids
q.
Why did Alexamanos
throw the butter
out of the window?
a.
Because he was
an undiagnosed
boutyronophobic!!!
Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Nola Ltd
‘Pup Snoring’
by Mary Cellini
Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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