Abridged from Grade IX Professional Trefologist Workbook© Section VII Part I & II
Ability Gained: The ability to fly like a bird.
The ability to, at will, induce muscle
spasms from within oneself.
How to fly like a bird.
Imagine a place you would like to be.
Since it is your first go at it,
try to make it someplace nearby.
Begin flapping yours arms.
Continue flapping your arms.
(Note: Anything short than a full bird-hour of arm flapping
is considered a ‘FLUNK’)
As you continue to flap your arms,
ask yourself, “Am I a pretty bird?”
If the answer is, Yes, then move on to,
A. Begin to lift off the floor!
B. Begin to onset charley horse!
(Note: Beginning to onset charley horse is considered a ‘FLUNK’)
If you have successfully lifted off the floor,
fly to the center of the room and ring the SUCCESS bell.
If you have failed to lift off the floor walk
to the center and ring the FLUNK bell.
Whether success or failure, remember to
take a handful of free* birdseed
from the bowl as you exit the classroom