Proof of ancient alien technology in Glasgow art?

on left: Glasgow art / on right: space flight to-day

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With the rise of

the drone, can

the psychic-powered

‘Sentinel Spheres’

be far behind?

And does this herald the reign of the Tall Man?

***

START YOUR TREFOLOGY SERVICES TO-DAY

R.I.P. ANGUS SCRIMM

Dear Sister

How is everybody down there.

Tell George that he

did not get that kiss after all

and also tell him

he will never get it.

I remain,

Your Sister

SECRET LEVEL #15 – LOCATE THESE PEOPLE

Help us Convert St. Bernadette to Trefology

Prayer of Conversion to Trefology

***

“St. Bernadette †

Pure & simple child †

Friend & confidant of

the Immaculate Virgin †

***

What would you say

if I told you there

was a philosophy that

married the yearn for

Knowledge with

the knowledge of Yearn? †

***

Do you think that would

be something you’d be

interested in? †

***

Because, Saint Bernadette,

there is such a philosophy †

Yes, that’s right

***

† It’s trefology † 

***

Now I want you to Listen

very closely to my voice 

Come to us, Bernie — Come to trefology  

I pray for your absorption

through the intercession of Theotokos

Amen

(‘SNAP FINGER‘)

And … awake! 

***

Repeat prayer until sign is given

Thank You

george raymond

Founder

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2.

PROMOTED AD

On this the 172nd birthday of Bernadette Soubirous we wish to extend an invitation for you to convert trefology!

Its pays to switch!

Benefits:

• Holidays off
• Trefology spans the Multi-verse (theoretically)
• Trefology Bumper Sticker & Membership Card
• General seating at selected ESPN Zone locations
• 24 hour Sin removal services **
• A personal phone call from ELO’s Jeff Lynne (limited to friends of Jeff Lynne only)
• A nice, cold glass of mother’s sweet Ovaltine

Here at Trefology

We don’t promise Eternity. We guarantee it! ™

(guarantee voids on death of member)

** Now Available for both Mortal & Venial sized cleanings

Based on my

jump rope skills

I am going to say

Mickey Mouse

built his house

with two bricks.

A roaring fire & a smouldering pipe. Our Founder contemplates the future of Trefology.

I bet there is some

primitive cave art

that we totally

don’t get, but got

big big

laughs back then.

.

No one

ever makes

a big deal

about

the guy

who dies

exactly

at

midnight

on

New Year’s Eve

“The Trefmas Eve Moon”

by A. Pelias

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