Help us Convert St. Bernadette to Trefology
Prayer of Conversion to Trefology
“St. Bernadette † Pure & simple child † Friend & confidant of the Immaculate Virgin † What would you say if I told you there was a philosophy that married the yearn for Knownledge with the Knownledge of Yearn? † Do you think that would be something you’d be interested in? † Because, Saint Bernadette, there is such a philosophy † Yes, that’s right † It’s Trefology †
Now I want you to Listen very closely to my voice
Come to us, Bernie — Come to Trefology
I pray for your absorption through the intercession of Theotokos
And … awake!
Repeat prayer until sign is given
On this the 172nd birthday of Bernadette Soubirous we wish to extend an invitation for you to convert to Trefology!
Its pays to switch!
- Holidays off
- Trefology spans the Multi-verse (Theoretically)
- Trefology Bumper Sticker & Membership Card
- General seating at selected ESPN Zone locations
- 24 hour Sin removal services **
- A personal phone call from ELO’s Jeff Lynne (limited to friends of Jeff Lynne only)
- A nice, cold glass of mother’s sweet Ovaltine
Here at Trefology
We don’t promise Eternity. We guarantee it! ™
(guarantee voids on death of member)
** Now Available for both Mortal & Venial sized cleanings