Help us Convert St. Bernadette to the Church of Trefology
Prayer of Conversion to Trefology
“St. Bernadette † Pure & simple child † Friend & confidant of the Immaculate Virgin † What would you say if I told you there was a religion that married the yearn for Knownledge with the Knownledge of Yearn? † Do you think that would be something you’d be interested in? † Because, Saint Bernadette, there is such a church † Yes, that’s right † It’s the Church of Trefology †
Now I want you to Listen very closely to my voice – do you follow?
Kome to us, Bernie — Kome to Trefology
I pray for your absorption through the intercession of Theotokos
(‘SNAP FINGER‘) And … awake!
Repeat prayer until sign is given
On this the 172nd birthday of Bernadette Soubirous we wish to extend an invitation for you to convert to the Church of Trefology!
Its pays to switch!
- Holidays off
- Missions & Churches of Trefology span the Multi-verse (Theoretically)
- Trefology Bumper Sticker & Membership Card
- General seating at selected ESPN Zone locations
- 24 hour Sin removal services **
- A personal phone call from ELO’s Jeff Lynne (limited to friends of Jeff Lynne only)
- A nice, cold glass of mother’s sweet Ovaltine
Here at the Church of Trefology
We don’t promise Eternity. We guarantee it! ™
(guarantee voids on death of member)
** Now Available for both Mortal & Venial sized cleanings
* pronounced /K∂m/