brooklyn bridge at night

by Mary Cellini

(c) copyright 2015 all rights reserved

Never ask your

vegan girlfriend

to prepare you

a BLT sandwich.

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Unless, of course,

you enjoy eating

a broccoli, lettuce

& tomato sandwich!

***

Because to a

vegetarian the

the ‘B’ stands

for broccoli.

***

And the ‘L’ for  LIES!

When Marshall’s & Ross

get together at a party,

after a few drinks

the talk will inevitably

turn to

Nordstrom’s Rack

My

interpretive dance

was

interpreted

as

being

lousy

Brace your hand,

Death

I am going to

firmly Shake it!

Come on, Big Boy

put it there

Hah!

Too slo —-

It seems like

all the good

religious cult leaders

are either dead

or, have all ready

left earth

in a

galactic spaceship

I whisper,

you whisper,

we all whisper,

in comfy slippers.

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2.

                 

Each-time

my cup runneth over

with something,

I immediately

think of that song.

Could a

drug-addicted monkey

be said to have

another monkey on its back?

because, I imagine for a

monkey that would not be an

uncommon thing

Silly String

is only as silly

as the ratio of

people who have

Silly String,

Otherwise it’s fucking

Annoying String

 

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4:4? = Optimum silly

1:4? = F-ing annoying