Never ask your
vegan girlfriend
to prepare you
a BLT sandwich.
***
Unless, of course,
you enjoy eating
a broccoli, lettuce
& tomato sandwich!
***
Because to a
vegetarian the
the ‘B’ stands
for broccoli.
***
And the ‘L’ for LIES!
Never ask your
vegan girlfriend
to prepare you
a BLT sandwich.
***
Unless, of course,
you enjoy eating
a broccoli, lettuce
& tomato sandwich!
***
Because to a
vegetarian the
the ‘B’ stands
for broccoli.
***
And the ‘L’ for LIES!
(spit take of raisins all over computer screen)
Dammit, why do I eat and/or drink something right before I read you? Why have I learned NOT TO DO THAT?!?!
Hah! Thanks (Jean) Lee!