The t stands for take it or leave it

Never ask your

vegetarian girlfriend to prepare you a BLT

That is,

unless you enjoy eating

a Broccoli Lettuce & Tomato Sandwich!

For you see, to a vegetarian

the B stands for broccoli

& the L

for LIES!

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