Never ask your
vegetarian girlfriend
to prepare you
a BLT sandwich.
***
Unless, of course,
you enjoy eating
a broccoli, lettuce & tomato
sandwich!
***
For you see,
to a vegetarian
the ‘B’ stands
for broccoli.
***
And the ‘L’
for LIES!
Never ask your
vegetarian girlfriend
to prepare you
a BLT sandwich.
***
Unless, of course,
you enjoy eating
a broccoli, lettuce & tomato
sandwich!
***
For you see,
to a vegetarian
the ‘B’ stands
for broccoli.
***
And the ‘L’
for LIES!
t r e f o l o g y 
(spit take of raisins all over computer screen)
Dammit, why do I eat and/or drink something right before I read you? Why have I learned NOT TO DO THAT?!?!
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Hah! Thanks (Jean) Lee!
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