Q.

Why did the King

ask for

the measurements of

every being

in his kingdom?

A.

Because he’s the ruler!

 

a dog called nola

by Mary Cellini

(c) copyright 2015 all rights reserved

do you know a
dog like nola?

 

My mom always said,

Never accept car rides from stranglers

I think she meant strangers,

tho’ I wasn’t taking any chances,

I stayed away from both

If you put a

Shell Station

to your ear

you can actually

hear the sound

of the ocean

being raped

Q.

How did the

zebra get

his stripes?

A.

Fighting

the Nazis

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Q.

Why was the

Easter egg

decorated?

A.

Same reason

as the zebra

A komodo dragons

only natural enemies

are volcanic activity

& hubris

Dogs bury bones

because dogs are

reverse-anthropologists

You can tell a lot about

a person’s personality

by which member of the

Manson family they most

identify with

When I print up

driving directions

I always make sure I use the

‘Printer friendly’ version

so my printer will think,

OK, this guy’s cool