The Alphabet Song

is just the

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

song

with its

letters

re-alphabetised

I’m the least

social person

I know

and I don’t

know anybody  

In my wallet

I keep a list of

the 100 books to read before I die,

so if it ever seems like I may be dying,

rush me to a library!

 

If looks could kill

our  prisons would be

full of lookers

If two people

with

phantom limb syndrome

***

were to get

into a fight,

***

would they come

out swinging,

***

or,

only think they are?

 

If “the most

dangerous game”

is man, then it

goes to say,

“the most

dangerous catch”

would be man

swimming

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2.

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3.

Conversely,

the most

dangerous

board-game

is

Manopoly.

Every-body

has to pay the piper.

And that’s why I’m

getting into the

piper business

if Rice Krispies could really talk

they’d probably ask

that we not eat them

I am so technologically impaired

that the word, ‘computer’

still conjures in me

images of Avery Schreiber

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I’m always finding Left Behind books at the bus stop

q.

Did you hear the news about the calendar?

a.

Its days are numbered!!!