Grandma told us

she would make us

her famous

“old-fashioned” lemonade.

***

But she didn’t have the key ingredient.

***

So, she asked us to

pray to God for a lemon.

***

And we did.

— But no lemon was forthcoming.

***

To our surprise,

Grandma just smiled,

winked, and told us,

that she’ll make lemonade

out of our predicament.

***

But none of us were

looking to drink that shit.

.

.