Grandma told us
she would make us
her famous
“old-fashioned” lemonade.
***
Unfortunately she didn’t
have the main ingredient.
***
So, she asked us to
pray to God for a lemon.
***
And we did.
***
But no lemon was forthcoming.
***
To our surprise,
Grandma just smiled,
winked, and told us,
that she’ll have to
make lemonade —
out of our predicament.
***
But none of us were
looking to drink that shit.
.
.
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Dang. Harsh.
The moral: be careful what you wish for.
I thought about your words, PiS and I had to agree, so I worked last night to make it less harsh. Thanks.
Pifft! It wasn’t too harsh, just a bummer. But this story is funny too. :)
Haha! OK.
Lemony Snicket just called. Do you want a job? Or did you already accept the sales job at Jalopy Joe’s Used Car Lot?.
Interesting!
Could’ve been worse; you could’ve gotten a Ford Pinto.
Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
Thanks, DB!
Where do I sign up for the trefology course? :D
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As above, so below. eh?
I love the Promoted Ad. Clever lad!
Hahaha you crack me up!
Thanks, DW!