Ask a cowboy

what kind of hat

is on his head

and he’ll say,

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“cowboy hat”

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Ask a cowboy

what kind of boots

he’s wearing

and he’ll say,

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“cowboy boots”

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but ask a cowboy

what he’s wearing

under those cowboy

boots and he’ll

likely get confused.

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Cowboy socks, man, cowboy socks.