I say it’s you,
but really,
it’s bread-crumbs,
mostly
I remember my first cigarette. I still have it. It’s my lucky cigarette.
Who watches us?
Some things gone
may still remain.
Example: the Ty-d-bol man.
His ads disappeared from TV,
… a long time ago.
But, that doesn’t mean
he still isn’t
inside your toilet.
ii.
Go ahead and check.
He may just be there.
Boating around.
Killing time.
And waiting for
you
to notice him.
He was overdressed to be inside a toilet.
Now a bidet…
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I always thought he looked very ‘Sonny Drysdale’. But, yeh, I suppose he may be over-dressed for that sized boat.
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I heard the Tidy Bowl Man got a bigger boat and was last seen on Robin Leach’s Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous…
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One of your best, most thought provoking posts. It’s going to go round and round in my head for days.
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Why thank you, Nan, though, any thought provoking was purely accidental.
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And that’s the best kind of thought provocation.
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I looked in my toilet’s tank and discovered the Ty-D-Bowl boat was now captained by a pigeon smoking a Lucky Strike.
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Kool.
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thanks, DBB
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tref speaks of strange things unknown in foreign climes.
but I do know that on the day he was born, the angels got together
(their goal remains unclear).
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Probably to take advantage of the open bar and buffet arranged by my father.
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Bloody free-loading celestial beings!
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Great post, it was like reading a good meal.
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How kind! Thank you, L7
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Ty-de-bol Man, Big Foot, Loch Ness, Yeti, Elvis there are still sightings.
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That is why they need to bring back, In Search of
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We could co – produce and you could host. I’ll be the guy out in the field interviewing potential witnesses. Inserted with a few grainy film clips.
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I’m for it!
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Your brain should be studied. I mean, like, right now, not after you’re dead.
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I’ll get right on it!
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LOL! Oh, butt what a view he must have. 😀
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