We use ouija boards to

ask questions of the dead,

but I wonder, what do the

dead know, anyway?

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Just because, in life,

you may have once slipped on

a bath-tile, broke your neck

and died, now you suddenly

have some good advice for

me?

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Well, unless, of course,

it’s to always wear bath-

slippers after showering.

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But, hey, that’s sensible!

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