Ancient spirits are not the boss of me

We use ouija boards to

ask questions of the dead,

but I wonder, what do the

dead know, anyway?


Just because, in life,

you may have once slipped on

a bath-tile, broke your neck

and died, now you suddenly

have some good advice for



Well, unless, of course,

it’s to always wear bath-

slippers after showering.


But, hey, that’s sensible!

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That said, I can’t help but notice the spirits spell the same wrong words that I do.

Don’t dream it’s over, make that over a reality. Talk to a Trefology registrar to-day!