We use a ouija boards to
ask questions of the dead,
but sometimes I wonder —
what do the dead know really?
What I am saying is,
just because
you once slipped on
a wet tile in the bathroom,
broke your neck
& died,
suddenly you have some good advice for me?
Well —
unless,
it’s to wear bath-slippers
after showering, of course.
Because that’s sensible
trefology spontaneously appears around the globe
Don’t dream it’s over, make that over a reality. Talk to a Trefology registrar to-day!
I only have two questions:
Where do we come from?
Where are we going?
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Made by God hope to return home one fine day. Hope he likes spirits before breakfast as I would hate to be late on parade.
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Wise words.
The only time I ever seanced, the message that returned was ‘Piss off and leave us alone’.
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life is so fleeting, maybe they’re saying, put down the damn board, go outside and talk among the living.
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which is pretty fine advice, really.
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Usually the dead are people I didn’t listen to when they were alive. I would question why all of a sudden I would think their comments pearls of wisdom.
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I suppose the dead do need some sort of outlet for their feelings. Too bad we do not have a dead-twitter.
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❤
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thanks, to Davidbruceblog #1-49
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In “Pope on the Dole,” the priest uses a Ouija board to come up with a new “nom de pulpit” every Sunday. That’s because his true last name is Priestley…
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Father Priestly is a great name!
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Truly insightful. 🙂
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Any resemblance to insight is surely accidental, Chelsea, but thanks!
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🙂 Happy accident, then.
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I wear a helmet and sensible shoes in the shower. I don’t want my obit to read: She slipped on a wet, moldy surface to her death. And I’m not too keen on sharing my extensive wisdom through a ouija board. haha!
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Hah! Then, thank you for sharing it whilst you’re still alive.
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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