Nice try, raymond

If you ever find yourself falling to your death in an elevator

— Try this —

At the very moment you think the lift is about to hit the bottom,

JUMP UP!

And quickly slip a mattress between you and the floor.

If you don’t have a mattress, jump anyway. What the heck.

Anyway, the demon who escorts you to hell

will be more than a little impressed by the attempt.

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