I was at the museum,

–minding my own

business. Enjoying

some art

***

When I noticed that

the eyes of this one

painting seemed to

follow me around the room,

***

Where-ever I went, so

did the eyes! And I

began to feel a little

self-conscious.

***

And I wondered,

“Do I know this piece of art?”

***

So I moved to confront

the art piece. But, as I

got closer it began make

sense; as it was a

portrait of a museum

security guard.

***

So I nodded, and moved

on to the next exhibit.

***

“Sir,” as said as I passed,

.

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the ‘portrait of kitty’ followed me home … may I hang it … for Zander Klaus?!?