They say,

“Spare the rod and spoil the child”,

but I say,

Instead,

wrap up the rod and give it to the child

as a Christmas gift.

That way, no one gets hurt,

the child has a lousy gift,

and, might I add,

has in no way has been spoiled.

***

The poet Dylan Thomas died after drinking 18 straight whiskies at an office Christmas party. So, this Holiday Season, Trefology suggests drinking your 19th shot in Dylan’s honor

Christmas Factz #5

A Mollusks’ persistent cough can reveal poor water quality. That’s why Mollusks who know take Alka Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough medicine

Merry Christmas!