They say,
“Spare the rod and spoil the child”,
but I say,
Instead,
wrap up the rod and give it to the child
as a Christmas gift.
That way, no one gets hurt,
the child has a lousy gift,
and, might I add,
has in no way has been spoiled.
***
The poet Dylan Thomas died after drinking 18 straight whiskies at an office Christmas party. So, this Holiday Season, Trefology suggests drinking your 19th shot in Dylan’s honor
Christmas Factz #5
A Mollusks’ persistent cough can reveal poor water quality. That’s why Mollusks who know take Alka Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough medicine
Merry Christmas!
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