“Spare the rod and spoil the child”,
but I say,
wrap up the rod and give it to the child
as a Christmas gift.
That way, no one gets hurt,
the child has a lousy gift,
and, might I add,
has in no way has been spoiled.
The poet Dylan Thomas died after drinking 18 straight whiskies at an office Christmas party. So, this Holiday Season, Trefology suggests drinking your 19th shot in Dylan’s honor
Christmas Factz #5
A Mollusks’ persistent cough can reveal poor water quality. That’s why Mollusks who know take Alka Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough medicine