Help us Convert St. Bernadette to Trefology

Prayer of Conversion to Trefology

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“St. Bernadette †

Pure & simple child †

Friend & confidant of

the Immaculate Virgin †

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What would you say

if I told you there

was a philosophy that

married the yearn for

Knowledge with

the knowledge of Yearn? †

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Do you think that would

be something you’d be

interested in? †

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Because, Saint Bernadette,

there is such a philosophy †

Yes, that’s right

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† It’s trefology † 

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Now I want you to Listen

very closely to my voice 

Come to us, Bernie — Come to trefology  

I pray for your absorption

through the intercession of Theotokos

Amen

(‘SNAP FINGER‘)

And … awake! 

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Repeat prayer until sign is given

Thank You

george raymond

Founder

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PROMOTED AD

On this the 172nd birthday of Bernadette Soubirous we wish to extend an invitation for you to convert trefology!

Its pays to switch!

Benefits:

• Holidays off
• Trefology spans the Multi-verse (theoretically)
• Trefology Bumper Sticker & Membership Card
• General seating at selected ESPN Zone locations
• 24 hour Sin removal services **
• A personal phone call from ELO’s Jeff Lynne (limited to friends of Jeff Lynne only)
• A nice, cold glass of mother’s sweet Ovaltine

Here at Trefology

We don’t promise Eternity. We guarantee it! ™

(guarantee voids on death of member)

** Now Available for both Mortal & Venial sized cleanings