Bazooka Joe: Mort, do you know why a giraffe’s neck is so long?

Mort: I do not.

Bazooka Joe: To take attention away from their small bosoms!

Mort: !!!

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Bazooka Joe: Look I found a severed ear!

Mort: Joe your head is bleeding. Your ear is —

Bazooka Joe: Nah, Mort, this ear is a lefty!

Mort: !!!

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Bazooka Joe: Hey, did ye hear the good news?

Mort: I did not

Bazooka Joe: Jesus is your Lord & Saviour

Mort: I can’t complain because I didn’t vote

Bazooka Joe: !!!

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Bazooka Joe: Hey Mort! 

Mort: Joe? What the —? Joe, you died 2 weeks ago!  I went to your funeral. Wha —

Bazooka Joe: HELP ME MORT! MY SOUL IS IN HELL SAVE ME——

Mort: !!!