Last night

I heard three knocks on my ceiling,

which is considered a terrible omen.

But then I remembered my upstairs neighbor is

Tony Orlando

Then it got me thinking …

Tony Orlando

is always asking people to

tie a yellow ribbon around an old oak tree,

or knock twice on the pipe.

All the while,

what Tony really needed to do

was pay his phone  bill.

 

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Tuna fish

is my personal

favorite

among the

variants of tuna