Life lessons

Anybody who has ever woken up in a coffin

buried under six feet of God’s earth

can tell you

– it’s no fun –


Stages of Accidental Burial

stage one: Anger

This is why I specifically requested cremation!

stage two: Acceptance

Well, I’m here, anyway

stage three: Bargaining

What I would give for a sandwich right now.

stage four: Depression

That sandwich is not coming.


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