did you know
that
kissing for a hour
can burn up to
2,000 calories
at the gym?
And that’s why the
kissing machine is
always busy
did you know
that
kissing for a hour
can burn up to
2,000 calories
at the gym?
And that’s why the
kissing machine is
always busy
t r e f o l o g y 
My 60 minutes on the treadmill today are thus insignificant for the technical machine thing before me registered just 1100 calories…bollocks…hope the wife is up for this kissing gig though…apparently not it seems…thrice bollocks!
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I’ll check my notes, but I believe you have to be at the gym for it to really work
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At 147 years of age and with a wife who’s lips, once sacred, are now akin to punctured tyres I merely live in hope of something better than before…an Eastern European lass, gypsy blood and all that, with lips like a suction pad are likely beyond the gambit of my good fortune.
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I haven’t been to a gym in many years, but if there’s a kissing machine I may well renew my membership.
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