Mustache wax & railroad tracks

If you took all the people

ever shot by a firing squad

and lined them up,

shoulder to shoulder

against a wall

for a photo.

Instead of telling them to “Say, Cheese!” 

yell, “Fire!”

They will laugh.

It will relieve the tension a bit.

And, most importantly, allow you some time to figure out how the

Mel Brooks you got this gig.



9 thoughts on “Mustache wax & railroad tracks

  1. Shades of silent movie days, when all the villains had waxed mustaches and schemed to get the heroines in their clutches. Nowadays it seems the heroines do much of the scheming, but at least they don’t have mustaches.

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