Good & evil
are an abstraction …
Maxwell House coffee
is good and evil
to the last drop
A message from our Founder
“The philosopher-singer Vaughn Monroe had it all wrong — ghost riding in the sky is something I could totally get into. I certainly can think of a few worse ways to spend an evening. Like, for instance, regular non-ghost cow herding. That doesn’t sound great to me, but you can see the dilemma. I probably can’t be one without first being the other.
Of course, ghost riding is not for everybody. Which is why here in trefology before a new member starts on course, they are first asked to search for their ‘golden knife.”
What is a golden knife?
“Let me explain: Once during one of our long family drives up to the mountains my father turned to me & asked what my golden knife was.
My ears suddenly pricked up, waking me from my backseat long-drive fog.
“Golden knife?” I asked, excitedly, looking around. “Golden knife?”
My dad just shook his head & turned his attention back to the road. “Forget it,” he said, & we continued on with our silent drive to top of Raymond Mountain.
Later, after we arrived at the rental cabin, my mother explained that my dad had asked me if I had a goal in life, but I assured her I all ready had — and that was to find the elusive, magical golden knife, as promised to me by Fortuna. And I vowed to my mother that, from that day forward, I would never stop looking. Never-never.”
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR MAGICAL GOLDEN KNIFE IS HIDDEN?
(If you all ready have your golden knife, might we hold it for a bit?)