Good & evil
are an abstraction …
Maxwell House coffee
is good and evil
to the last drop
“The golden knife”
A message from our Founder
Vaughn Monroe had it all wrong,
Ghost riding in the sky
is something I could totally get into.
I certainly could think of
a few worse ways to spend an eternity.
Like, for instance,
regular non-ghost cow herding.
Regular cow-herding doesn’t sound great to me at all,
but you can see the dilemma, as
I probably can not be one,
without first being the other.
Of course, ghost riding is not for everybody.
Which is why here in trefology
before a new member starts on their journey,
they are first asked to search for their own ‘golden knife.”
What is a golden knife?
Once during one of our long family drives up to the mountains,
my father turned to me & asked what my golden knife was.
My ears suddenly pricked up and I was
woken from my backseat long-drive fog.
“Golden knife?” I asked, excitedly, looking around.
My dad just shook his head & turned his attention back to the road.
“Forget it,” he said,
& we continued on with our silent drive to top of Raymond Mountain.
Later, after we arrived at the family cabin,
my mother explained that my father had asked me if I had a goal in life,
but I assured her I all ready had
— and that was to find the elusive, magical golden knife, as promised to me by Fortuna.
And I vowed to my mother that from that day forward
I would never stop looking.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR MAGICAL GOLDEN KNIFE IS HIDDEN?
(If you all ready have your golden knife, might we hold it for a bit?)