When I die I want to be buried in a pair of magic handcuffs.
So, on the chance that I’m able to return from the land of the dead,
it will be a double good trick
“Cowboy on Western Ave.”
by Matt McChristy
Copyright © 2017 all rights reserved
Secret directions
As I lie in repose, discretely kiss
the face portion of my corpse,
square on the lips,
secretly passing me the handcuff key …
Tell no one.
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Thank you very much, Mister Bruce!
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I appreciate your skewed sense of humor.
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It ’tis though tisn’t?
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Kiss of death? Okey-dokey!
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Perhaps I should be more specific about who should read these directions …
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I’ll come out of the closet…if you’ll come out of the casket!
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