When I die I want to be buried in a pair of magic handcuffs.
So, on the chance that I’m able to return from the land of the dead,
it will be a double good trick
“Cowboy on Western Ave.”
by Matt McChristy
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As I lie in repose, discretely kiss
the face portion of my corpse,
square on the lips,
secretly passing me the handcuff key …
Tell no one.