Humor Why i never got too far April 23, 2019November 22, 2025 George Raymond26 Comments I suffer from moderate to severe lazy-bones. . PROMOTED AD How many ants are too many? TREFOLOGY WANTS YOU TO KNOW Spread the wordPost Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Print (Opens in new window) Print Like this:Like Loading…
If you glance at the pants worn in France, you’ll see ants that dance in a trance, perchance to find romance. Loading... Reply
Of course, trefians do it differently. Louis Jordan could NOT dance because he had ants in his pants. Loading... Reply
Louis just needed to put a little peppermint oil on his pants and everything would have been fine. Loading... Reply
Didn’t he do a follow up song called, “Peppermint-oil in my pants (Keeps away the ants)”? I could be mistaken. Loading...
That sounds correct. ‘Answer songs’ were all the rage back then, eg: Billie Holiday’s ‘Wintertime’ and Bing Crosby’s ‘Black Christmas’. Loading...
Ah, you gave me an idea (or two) for how to get my husband on the dance floor with me. Loading... Reply
I hope they’re not those jitterbug ants from Wizard of Oz. They make you dance and dance and dance and dance UNTIL YOU DIE! MWA HA HA HA HA HA! Not that I keep those in a jar in my house or anything… Loading... Reply
I guess there are worse things to have than ants in your pants, like scorpions, so there is always a bright side to things. Loading... Reply
“I’m a trefologist.”
That’s right!
It’s the only ology worth having!
Now, back to those ants…
If you glance at the pants worn in France, you’ll see ants that dance in a trance, perchance to find romance.
You forgot to mention that they are eating eggplants
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Absolutely.
Of course, trefians do it differently.
Louis Jordan could NOT dance because he had ants in his pants.
Louis just needed to put a little peppermint oil on his pants and everything would have been fine.
Ah.
Didn’t he do a follow up song called, “Peppermint-oil in my pants (Keeps away the ants)”? I could be mistaken.
That sounds correct. ‘Answer songs’ were all the rage back then, eg: Billie Holiday’s ‘Wintertime’ and Bing Crosby’s ‘Black Christmas’.
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Thanks, DB
As always, you are welcome, tref.
Ah, you gave me an idea (or two) for how to get my husband on the dance floor with me.
Happy to oblige. Just make sure they’re not fire ants.
Depends on the music playing I guess. :0
I hope they’re not those jitterbug ants from Wizard of Oz. They make you dance and dance and dance and dance UNTIL YOU DIE! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Not that I keep those in a jar in my house or anything…
And risk ending up on the cutting room floor? Never!
LOL!
I guess there are worse things to have than ants in your pants, like scorpions, so there is always a bright side to things.
No fretology.
I have already a bumper sticker answer 😎
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Thank you, Wolfgang
Keep on Treffin’