My girlfriend said
she loved me a
“bushel and a peck”.
But that does not
fill me with
confidence, based
on her previous
statements regarding
dry measurements
.
2.
3.
Good news!
My friend quit
drugs cold turkey.
***
Bad news!
Now he’s addicted
to cold turkey.
***
Sometimes,
he calls me
late at night
and says,
***
“Hey man, you got any sandwiches?”
t r e f o l o g y 
Especially since you’re like 98% water.
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Just two points shy of being watermen. We were so close!
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Cold turkey is a difficult addiction to beat. With mayo, a little stuffing and some cranberry? The sandwiches are just like crack cocaine…
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Amen, sister
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Cold turkey on rye with tomato slices and spicy brown mustard is delicious. Wouldn’t mind one right now.
Neil S.
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But there’s that hug around the neck….
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thanks, DB
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I notice in today’s culinary photo that you appear even more wide-eyed than usual. Is that the impact of the pictured ‘trefology beige diet’?
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You’re right, the food does sort of all blend together. Turkey and sauerkraut on rye with a side of Russian dressing.
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Of course. Don’t have too many. We (now) know what that stuff can do to you.
PS. Galliano and pineapple lemonade on the side?
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Hah! Sounds like a tasty drink. I’ll have to try it.
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The Cocktail Ablum recommends a tall frosted glass, garnished with paper daisy and a turkey wishbone.
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I tend to try and keep bones far away from my drinks, but I’ll take it under consideration.
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That particular Ablum has some strange juxtapositions (and spellings).
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I once saw a cold turkey peck at dry sandwich crumbs behind a bush.
Remember the old joke? How do you survive in the desert? You eat the sand which is there. I hear there is a small desert in Turkey.
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I was wondering where you’d go with this one. Well done, old boy.
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She may not know it, but this is from your girlfriend:
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Cold turkey is more filling.
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Ab-so-lu-tely.
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By the look of the pic tref you have gone “cold turkey”.
Every-time I tune in and see one of your images you set my cravings on fire. Clubhouse sandwich here I come.
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Dip it in some ketchup and take a bite for me.
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I will be thinking about you on the first bite.
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Lol lol! 😅🤣
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Bahaha! “Addicted to cold turkey”!
All your posts are marvellous, but this one is a fave.
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Thanks, SS. That is nice of you to say.
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Funny and love the pic!
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Thanks, MT!
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Well, you gotta be addicted to something…
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And it is hard to beat a good turkey sandwich.
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