Good news!

My friend quit drugs

by going cold turkey.

Bad news!

Now he’s addicted

to cold turkey.



he calls me late at night,

“Hey man, you got any sandwiches?”


My girlfriend telling me

she loved me a ‘bushel and a peck’

did not fill me with confidence,

based on her previous statements

regarding dry measurements

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