We all know the story of
how the eight members of
Wallace Hartley’s band
continued playing even as
the Titanic was sinking.
But sometimes I wonder,
what of the other service staff?
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For instance, What was
the crepe-guy doing?
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Was he making crepes?
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Or, was he making a raft made of crepes?
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I think too of the
ship’s scarf juggler.
Did he continue
juggling scarves?
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And did the Titanic even
have a scarf juggler?
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I have no idea. I just assume, yes.
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Finally, what of the legend
of the ship’s masseur?
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Some claim, that during
the ship’s final moments
the masseur could be seen
frantically giving
deep tissue leg massages.
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Though to himself.
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“Legs don’t fail me now!”
He was last heard to say.
t r e f o l o g y 
Supposedly, the scarf juggler eloped with the dancer of the seven veils. Of course, I can see right through that.
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Hah!
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It’s the cocktail barman I feel sorry for. All that ice and no customers.
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Ahhhhhhahaha
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thanks, DB
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“Deep tissue leg massages”. Next scene covering himself with axle grease from the engine room. Then on deck, the dialogue and swan dive into the water. Cut. Beautiful. The start of the film. Sell it tref.
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I’M ON IT!
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I’m thinking Buster or WC in the role.
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