Humor

To me

Geo. Raymond24 Comments

TO ME:

A man is never standing

so tall as when he

when he is standing on stilts.

***

He who lives by the sword may be

occasionally asked to

pick-up the sword’s mail.

***

Real beauty comes from with-in,

as it slowly eats

away at your insides,

until it escapes & attacks your family.

***

Fashion-wise, a pith helmet is easier to pull off if

you have a gap between your teeth.

***

Anyone who has ever claimed that

sound cannot exist in a vacuum

has tried to sleep past nine a.m. at a motel.

***

All pop music written after the song “green-sleeves” sucks.

***

We will probably never know how many dyslexic

hippies joined the LDS church by accident.

***

You can always tell

a professional

jacks player by the way they

say their numbers.

***

Flying is safer than driving,

but try getting a flight out

of LAX  to McDonalds

***

TO ME. 

Happy Thanksgiving

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