To me


A man is never


so tall as when he

when he is standing

on stilts.


He who lives by

the sword

may be

occasionally asked to

pick-up the

sword’s mail.


Real beauty comes

from with-in,

as it slowly eats

away at your


until it escapes

& attacks your family.



a pith helmet is easier to pull off

if you have a gap

between your teeth.


Anyone who has ever

claimed that

sound cannot exist in a vacuum

has tried to sleep

past nine a.m. at a motel.


All pop music written after the song “green-sleeves” sucks.


We will probably never know how many dyslexic

hippies joined the LDS church by accident.


You can always tell

a professional

jacks player by the way they

say their numbers.


Flying is safer than driving,

but try getting a flight out

of LAX  to McDonalds



Happy Thanksgiving



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