A man is never
standing
so tall as when he
when he is standing
on stilts.
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All pop music written after the song “green-sleeves” sucks.
***
You can always tell
a professional
jacks player by the way they
say their numbers.
***
Flying is safer than driving,
but try getting a flight out
of LAX to McDonalds
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Jolly fine words, Sir
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Thanks, Mr. Steed.
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All good ones. 😂
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Thanks, Sadje
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You’re welcome 😉
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Very nice! 😂
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Thanks, ellie
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Dyslexic hippies joined the LSD Church
God do I live this..i was part of the congregation yet I never really joined
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Thanks, Art
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Excellent advice, to be sure!
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Thank you, brother craig
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Picking up sword’s mail might be my favorite.
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Me, too. Thanks, PiF
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Happy Thanksgiving, db!
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Happy Thanksgiving to you, too, tref.
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I’d rather live by the sword than expire with the sword in my liver.
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These are all so funny. I tried to choose a fave, and couldn’t.
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Thanks, Silver. That is very nice of you to say.
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So good! Loved it ❤
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Thank you, m11!
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Words like those are why i tune in. I’m picking up Sword’s mail today because he’s hacking away.
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hah! thanks, cbb
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