A man is never standing
so tall as when he
when he is standing on stilts.
He who lives by the sword may be
occasionally asked to
pick-up the sword’s mail.
Real beauty comes from with-in,
as it slowly eats
away at your insides,
until it escapes & attacks your family.
Fashion-wise, a pith helmet is easier to pull off if
you have a gap between your teeth.
Anyone who has ever claimed that
sound cannot exist in a vacuum
has tried to sleep past nine a.m. at a motel.
All pop music written after the song “green-sleeves” sucks.
We will probably never know how many dyslexic
hippies joined the LDS church by accident.
You can always tell
jacks player by the way they
say their numbers.
Flying is safer than driving,
but try getting a flight out
of LAX to McDonalds