When I die
bury me with the contents
of my kitchen drawer,
anything in my pockets,
and anything found
on the floor.
Don’t make it complicated.
Don’t make a fuss.
Just toss them all together,
and on the tombstone write:
“Miscellaneous.”
.
Keep circulating the URL
Or at the very least, a getting offramp.
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Ahhhhhh, funny crow!
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And a lois lane.
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Or stay fit on a jack la lanne!
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Ha!
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Diane Lane could offer A Little Romance, although Lady Gaga warns that it might be a bad romance, if it involves any Streets of Fire.
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You make a very strong case for something.
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thank you, DBB!
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As always, you are very welcome and very funny.
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Thank you, TRP! That is very nice.
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Always happy to share with followers!!!
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I really like the Jack La Lanne thing.
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Noted.
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I’ll pass. ☺️
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