(1) Thumbelina has offered to make the angel a pair of wooden clogs.
(2) Alternate joke for kids:
Q. What type of man says, “Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!”?
A. A kingpin on whose belly his molle, Angel, is dancing. She’s wearing stilettos.
Excellent! But then I’ve always had a soft spot for the “kids’ jokes” category. Just yesterday, I ran into one that brought a happy chuckle… Q: “If a band is playing during a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get struck by lightning?” A: “The conductor.” (From Young World, Feb. 1975). Cheers!
I’m resistant to technology too. I still had a flip phone in 2015. I think even the angel might stop dancing on the pin long enough to say, “Seriously?!” 🙂
Three anges per pin
Two dance pas de deux on tête
One is stuck en pointe
. . .
Q. Quel ange says Zut! Zut! Zut! Zut!?
A. The one that fait rire les enfants.
(Note de Cliff for the Pin-Dancing portion
of the Tutu as a Second Language final)
Haha! Did you know ‘pas de deux’ was one of Woody Allen’s go to dances when he needed one for a punchline. I remember first reading his books and, this being the days before search engines, having only the faintest idea of what he was talking about. Thanks, CES
Wow…
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?! Thanks, Bets!
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Thanks, MM!
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(1) Thumbelina has offered to make the angel a pair of wooden clogs.
(2) Alternate joke for kids:
Q. What type of man says, “Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!”?
A. A kingpin on whose belly his molle, Angel, is dancing. She’s wearing stilettos.
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Ha! Thanks, David. I didn’t know Thumbelina cobbled.
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It’s so nice to have a good chuckle again…even if it is at the expense of an angel on a pin (or Bernie and his mittens.)
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Thanks, Silk! I appreciate that.
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Heh.
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Hello, Nan! Thanks
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Of course. But how many angels can say “Ouch” at the same time?
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As many as who can get into the groove.
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Aww, poor angel
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Nah, it’s a dance party and there is an infinite amount of angels invited. All is copacetic.
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Haha, it’s fine then
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Is it on tik tok yet? (K)
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I am going to assume that it is without ever going on tik tok to check. Ever. Thanks, memadtwo!
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I agree. I haven’t indulged either.
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I am sure tik tok is a lot of fun, I just tend to be a little resistant to technology. I am always the last one through the door.
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I’ve never even been on facebook myself.
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Thanks, David!
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Thanks, Luisa!
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My pleasure! 🙏
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Reblogged this on Love and Love Alone.
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Thank you so much, Nelson!
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Excellent! But then I’ve always had a soft spot for the “kids’ jokes” category. Just yesterday, I ran into one that brought a happy chuckle… Q: “If a band is playing during a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get struck by lightning?” A: “The conductor.” (From Young World, Feb. 1975). Cheers!
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Thanks, RG!
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That’s no way
to get a head 😇
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Good point.
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I’m resistant to technology too. I still had a flip phone in 2015. I think even the angel might stop dancing on the pin long enough to say, “Seriously?!” 🙂
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Me, too. And I still would if I could get away with it, but these days it is just impractical.
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Three anges per pin
Two dance pas de deux on tête
One is stuck en pointe
. . .
Q. Quel ange says Zut! Zut! Zut! Zut!?
A. The one that fait rire les enfants.
(Note de Cliff for the Pin-Dancing portion
of the Tutu as a Second Language final)
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Haha! Did you know ‘pas de deux’ was one of Woody Allen’s go to dances when he needed one for a punchline. I remember first reading his books and, this being the days before search engines, having only the faintest idea of what he was talking about. Thanks, CES
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Yup! You strike again tref!
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Thanks, cincinnati! Heaven knows I try.
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Good one!
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Thanks, diane!
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The sound of four fallen angels?
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Yes, definitely, that too.
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