44 thoughts on “Jokes for kids

  1. (1) Thumbelina has offered to make the angel a pair of wooden clogs.
    (2) Alternate joke for kids:
    Q. What type of man says, “Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!”?
    A. A kingpin on whose belly his molle, Angel, is dancing. She’s wearing stilettos.

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  2. Excellent! But then I’ve always had a soft spot for the “kids’ jokes” category. Just yesterday, I ran into one that brought a happy chuckle… Q: “If a band is playing during a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get struck by lightning?” A: “The conductor.” (From Young World, Feb. 1975). Cheers!

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  3. I’m resistant to technology too. I still had a flip phone in 2015. I think even the angel might stop dancing on the pin long enough to say, “Seriously?!” 🙂

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  4. Three anges per pin
    Two dance pas de deux on tête
    One is stuck en pointe
    . . .
    Q. Quel ange says Zut! Zut! Zut! Zut!?
    A. The one that fait rire les enfants.
    (Note de Cliff for the Pin-Dancing portion
    of the Tutu as a Second Language final)

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    • Haha! Did you know ‘pas de deux’ was one of Woody Allen’s go to dances when he needed one for a punchline. I remember first reading his books and, this being the days before search engines, having only the faintest idea of what he was talking about. Thanks, CES

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