In the days before
the internet
if you wanted to hook-up
with a demon
you had to use a
ouija dating board.
Questions to ask a ouija dating board
– Are there ghosts present?
– Evil or friendly?
– Single?
– Of which faith do you belong?
– Carrying chains?
– Doomed to one location?
– Willing to bi-locate?
t r e f o l o g y 
Happy to see you eating at a restaurant again! You look bewildered by what’s in front of you. That’s how long it’s been!
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Always bewildered, Betsy. Thanks.
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:)
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Asking “What are you wearing” frequently received the response “The skin of the damned.“
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Gracious! Thanks, Crow
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LONESOME PLAYER: Are there ghosts present?
OUIJA DATING BOARD: You’re totally surrounded.
LONESOME PLAYER: Evil or good?
OUIJA DATING BOARD: There are three groups: the good, the bad, and the ugly.
LONESOME PLAYER: Single or married?
OUIJA DATING BOARD: They’re in constantly fluctuating relationships.
LONESOME PLAYER: How tall?
OUIJA DATING BOARD: From knee high to a grasshopper to dwarfing a kraken.
LONESOME PLAYER: Religion?
OUIJA DATING BOARD; Heavens, no! Why the hell would you ask a question like that?
LONESOME PLAYER: Carrying chains?
OUIJA DATING BOARD: Yes. Handcuffs, whips, and blindfolds, too. How kinky are you?
LONESOME PLAYER: Doomed to one location?
OUIJA DATING BOARD: No. They can even get under your skin. Literally.
LONESOME PLAYER: Willing to bi-locate?
OUIJA DATING BOARD: They’ll haunt you wherever you go. There’s no escape.
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Hah! Thanks, David
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A+
Happy restaurant-ing again tref 🤩
Ouija Dating Board: Do you go all the way on the first date?
Lonesome Player: Through solid objects? Yes.
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Pretty direct questions what? Thanks, Ford
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And you could predict the outcome of the date beforehand. :D
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I hadn’t considered that! Thanks, MM
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The Ouija dating app once told me I’d marry a military man – never happened!
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The types of things are rarely wrong, so, maybe in your next life? Did you confirm with magic eight ball?
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Good to see you back, and out and about.
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Good to be back. Thanks, Sadje
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You’re welcome 😉
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Whenever I’ve Ouija’d, the only spirits that would respond couldn’t spell, just like my friend who had her fingers on the planchette with me. I suspect that they were just trying to communicate with her.
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I’ve noticed that too! Thanks, FW
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Thanks, David!
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You’re very funny, and so are your readers! :)
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Thanks, Seliza and count yourself among the funny. I really enjoy reading your blog, as well.
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Hey, thanks a lot! That really makes my night! :)
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That was so funny!
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Thanks, CK
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What is that concoction sittinh in front of you? You are leaving yourself open for a thought bubble on that one fella.
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Bring it on.
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‘The old mystery drink trick”
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Hah!
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Yes … very relevant is how how they
feel about an interfaith relationship?
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Spot on, David. Thanks.
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Bahaha! “Carrying chains?” Fabulous.
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Thanks, SS
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Ouija board’s busy
and your demon date is late:
Who ya gonna call?
Look for the answer soon on godslaugh.me ; )
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I am on tenterhooks!
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For ouija board dates
always funny never late
trefology rates
June 15, 2021
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