Gates of heaven

Last night my

goldfish died.

Driven insane

by syphilis!

***

I wanted to give

the fish a proper

Christian burial

***

but I was at

a loss in the

matter of fish

***

So, taking a page

from the Bible,

I wrapped the

fish in it.

***

Bon voyage, old friend.

.


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RIP Vida

by Mary Cellini

© 2021

34 thoughts on “Gates of heaven

  1. (1) “I really should have been better about changing the water.” Apple cider vinegar would have given your goldfish a more vibrant color.
    (2) Good luck Googling goldfish graves.
    (3) Your goldfish will be reincarnated as a megalodon of biblical proportions, and will star in a Jason Statham sequel.

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