35 thoughts on “Fare thee warned be thee says i

  1. (1) A Thanker is someone who expresses gratitude verbally.
    (2) “Come on, God! We need an updated Ten Commandments! I’ll wait…”
    (3) I once climbed a molehill, and then exaggerated the importance of my feat.
    (4) A friend of mine is a sailor. He saw the photo and said, “Hankers away!”
    (5) There is a body of evidence that indicates that it is not wise to live for the body.

  2. Yeah. Trying to be “good” most of the time has gotten me absolutely nowhere. Coming back as a pirate next time.

  3. I know. I’d probably get sick of swabbing the decks within two days and get thrown overboard for insubordination…..

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