The time before sandwiches

DID you know

that the

people who lived

during the

Middle Ages,

did not

eat sandwiches?

***

That’s a fact.

***

It turns out,

sandwiches

had not been

invented yet.

***

This, despite,

having

ALL

the ingredients

for one.

***

They just ate them all separate.

***

For, you see, back then …

***

First you bit a chunk of bread,

then you bit a chunk of meat,

then you bit a chunk of cheese,

and, then, I assume,

you licked a spoonful of mayonnaise.

***

Then one day,

the Earl of Sandwich

happened by,

took notice of this,

and said,

“I think I can help these idiots”

***

And later,

the Earl opened

a small deli.

***

… And I hear he was quite successful.

***

Finis


2.

Happy 79th Birthday, Mom!

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