Have you seen the updated box? The animals are no longer caged. Now they are free to attack us at anytime. Aye, but such is man’s eternal hubris! Thanks, Mich.
It’s terrible when biscuits fight back….a few years ago when I was a kid there was a brand of biscuits that were Star Wars themed and I always imagined Darth Vader lurking with a lightsaber in the packet!
It’s like my father always said to me when I was a kid, “On your first day of prison, find the biggest, baddest guy on the yard and knock him out.” Well, it’s the same thing with animal cookies. Thanks, Cindy
Since I joined Lion Cracker Tamers Anonymous, I no longer need to hold a chair in one hand and a whip in the other, before entering the cage on the Barnum Animal Crackers box. There may be an LCTA chapter near you, maybe in the same tent with the Save the Seal Crackers Club and the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animal Crackers.
I might also point out that the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animal Crackers is cracking down on Rhino Cracker Poachers. Thanks for the fun, George.
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Kids are so sweetly naïve.
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Thank you, Sadje.
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You’re welcome
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Hang on, you mean there ARE people who actually DO put their hand into a box of animal crackers!?
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Have you seen the updated box? The animals are no longer caged. Now they are free to attack us at anytime. Aye, but such is man’s eternal hubris! Thanks, Mich.
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At least the animal crackers didn’t include Wampas and Velociraptors.
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Interestingly, Wampas Velociraptors is the name of my dry cleaner. Thanks, D.
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Cute. And valid.
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That’s what the girls used to say about me back in high school. Thanks, B
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Haha. :)
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LOL I had the same fear! :D
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Cut from the same cloth, we are, MM and thanks!
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It’s terrible when biscuits fight back….a few years ago when I was a kid there was a brand of biscuits that were Star Wars themed and I always imagined Darth Vader lurking with a lightsaber in the packet!
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It is not as far-fetched you may think! Or, maybe it is. Yeh, it definitely is. Thanks, Tyeth!
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In they end they all welcomed it
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As Chaplin said, “Death comes to us reluctantly. Life is … marvelous. But not for a cookie. Never for a cookie.” Thanks, B
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Put ’em up! Put ’em up! I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back.
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And all that courage eventually got Bert Lahr a Lays potato chip commercial. Thanks, fw
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Wonderful! I just always bit the lions head off first.
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It’s like my father always said to me when I was a kid, “On your first day of prison, find the biggest, baddest guy on the yard and knock him out.” Well, it’s the same thing with animal cookies. Thanks, Cindy
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Since I joined Lion Cracker Tamers Anonymous, I no longer need to hold a chair in one hand and a whip in the other, before entering the cage on the Barnum Animal Crackers box. There may be an LCTA chapter near you, maybe in the same tent with the Save the Seal Crackers Club and the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animal Crackers.
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You might also want to point out that no animal cookies were harmed or eaten during the production of that comment. Thanks, E Sum.
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I might also point out that the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animal Crackers is cracking down on Rhino Cracker Poachers. Thanks for the fun, George.
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Based on the title, this could be taken for an allegorical criticism of France’s president.
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Haha I hadn’t made the connection, but … yeh, I reckon so. Thanks and I apologise for the lateness of my reply.
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The timing is not a problem. I am often slow in my responses – life.
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You wouldn’t be lion about that memory, would you, Geo.?
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All memories have been confirmed as true by me. And I apologise for the lateness of my reply. Thanks, Pam.
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A tardy truth is better than a lazy lion.
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These kids see these animal crackers ..hummmm
Let’s follow our blogs. Anita
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Done and done. And sorry for the lateness of my reply. Thanks!
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Thanks ❤️
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So it wasn’t a paper cut!
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It was, it was! Shhh, Janny, that is between you and me. It’s a better story if I say I was bitten by a lion cookie.
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mums the word!
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