I have a trick knee.
***
So, I always know
when it’s raining.
Because when it rains,
my trick knee
gets wet.
***
I have an umbrella
***
but its one of those
cocktail umbrellas
and, so it only covers
one-half a trick knee.
.
I have a trick knee.
***
So, I always know
when it’s raining.
Because when it rains,
my trick knee
gets wet.
***
I have an umbrella
***
but its one of those
cocktail umbrellas
and, so it only covers
one-half a trick knee.
.
t r e f o l o g y 
What’s a trick knee like yours doing in a joint like this!
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E. Sum, they say you’re never too old to get arthritis. Thanks, g.
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I really enjoy your sense of humor. :)
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Thank you, Kymber
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Lol! ☔️
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Thank you, Sadje
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You’re welcome
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You kneed more umbrellas, go to more cocktail parties.
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Capital idea old boy!
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Clever! Thanks for giving me a laugh. :)
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Thank you, Nancy
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Does your other knee tell you when it’s dry weather?
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apparently, barometric pressure only works one way, though you wouldn’t know that by how my other knee goes on and on about L.A. weather. Thanks, FT
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That’s quite a good trick! :D
(I have trick fin; it lets me know when there is too much pollution where I’m swimming.)
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That is both an amazing super-power and a very sad one. Thanks, mm
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With just a few words, you brighten my day.
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Thanks, Mich. That means a lot to me.
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❤️ I love the whimsy.
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Thank you, Chel!
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Cluelessly clever. Love it, Geo.
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Thanks, Mitch
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Can you follow my blog?
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I’ve been following you since July, according to the reader, CT
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Maybe a larger cocktail will get you a larger umbrella to cover that trick knee. Lol
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Can trick knees perform sleight-of-hand?
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A good trick knee never reveals its secrets! Thanks, C!
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