q.
Did you hear about
the guy who passed a
kidney stone on the highway?
a.
It scared him to death,
he thought it was a cop!
.
q.
Did you hear about
the guy who passed a
kidney stone on the highway?
a.
It scared him to death,
he thought it was a cop!
.
t r e f o l o g y 
😀😀😀
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Thank you, Luisa!
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You’re more than welcome🌹
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Hah! That’s funnier than the one about the motorcycle cop who forgot to strap on his kidney belt before chasing a speeding 18-wheeler with no relief tube.
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I know exactly what you’re saying. Right now the whole world could use a no relief tube. And uh, … actually, … you know what? I have no idea what you’re saying. Thanks, E
Sincerely,
The under-signed.
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The relief tube in the cab of an old long-hauler, and the kidney belt of the old motorcycle rider, relates to a pisser of a joke for kids about “kidney stones” which is a pisser.
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Haha! Thanks, E Sum. That made me laugh.
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You got it the first time, Geo,, knew exactly was I was saying. But “the undersigned” evidently missed the movie, They Drive by Night, and saw the truck driven by the Fabrini brothers, H. Bogart and G. Raft. It’s a pisser.
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😂😂😂
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Thank you, Sadje!
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A pleasure 🤩
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:D
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Thanks, MM!
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I always liked the Two Ronnies joke about “An elephant has been reported doing a ton on the A1 motorway….Police are advising drivers to use caution and treat it as a roundabout!”
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Anyone who can quote the Two Ronnies is OK in my book. But I should note, I do not have a book.
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Haha!
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Thanks, Betsy
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This joke for kids served as a signal for me to offer a response: Did the driver at least turn on his blinkers? Because if he had blinked, he might have missed it.
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Funny! Thanks, David
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Thanks, Bruce, old Building and Loan pal.
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The officer was busy dealing with an accident involving a dairy truck and a flock of geese. There was milk and quackers all over the highway that had to be dealt with.
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Hah! Thanks, Pam!
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😀😁😂😅 Well, this made my morning.
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Thanks, Adel!
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Ha!
I heard a kid’s joke the other day “What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderpants,” and told hubby and he just rolled his eyes. I thought it was adorably cute. Am I crazy? lol
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Love it. Thanks, S!
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