As a kid I wanted to
be a magician,
but magic tricks were
really expensive.
So I had to improvise.
***
I’d go to Mervyn’s
department store,
and thinking myself sly,
I’d say
***
“I’d like to buy one
handkerchief, please,
— that is connected to
a hundred other
handkerchiefs.”
.
t r e f o l o g y 
At least you were well prepared for hayfever season, Geo.
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Classic. Thanks, Bruce.
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Lol! Very clever indeed.
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Thank you, Sadje
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You’re welcome
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Hahaha I love it! :D
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Thanks, Kymber
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Did they hand you a box of Kleenex?
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Haha! Thanks, Pam.
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You do magic with spoken and written words and probably never worry about a runny nose!
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Thanks, Geoff!
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I knew you had something up your sleeve.
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That would be my arm. Thanks, fw!
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Cute. :)
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Thanks, B
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I haven’t thought of Merlyn’s store in ages😂
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I miss Mervyn’s, JJ Newberry, The Emporium, I. Magnin, Bullocks and all the other stores my grandmother would drag me too. We would hit them all. Thanks, R
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Slick!
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Thanks, Nancy!
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So, 101 handkerchiefs? Doggone it, that’s a lot! Or, as Cruella de Vil would put it, “That’s nothing to sneeze at!”
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Thanks, David!
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hahahahahaha I cracked up at this!
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Thanks, Carol Anne
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Magic!
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Thanks, E Sum!
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LOLOLOLOL
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Thanks, Belladonna!
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And if they look at you weird just say, “Allergies.” and smile.
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Hah! Thanks, Janny!
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