Company slogan: “What goes around, comes around.” (As for why employees who come in off the sidewalk end up right back on the sidewalk, well, I’ll get to that later.)
Writing “Problems of work,” George, the “Omniscient Narrator” exceeds the raconteur, who writes:
Of all the revolving doors in all the emporia and phantasmagoria of Trefopia, how I wound up in this one is a funny story in a few well chosen words.
This is a sore subject for me….I was fired from this factory and my boss’s last words to me were “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out…..Don’t let the door hit you on the way out….Don’t let the door hit you on the way out”!
Luckily my career didn’t hinge on this job.
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I’ve heard their spin doctors are the best in the business.
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That is one way to twist it. Thanks, B
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One wrong move and they dock ya!
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I’ll stake my pulitzer on it. Thanks, Bob
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There aren’t as many revolving doors anymore, so the factory employees won’t have to worry about being dizzy much longer. :)
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Well, I hear they are really turning things around. Thanks, Nancy
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Haha! :)
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An adorable observation.
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And it all hinges on a true story. Thanks, P.
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Hilarious! I can picture the employees going around in circles as they attempt to go in or out. :D :D :D
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Thanks, MM!
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Company slogan: “What goes around, comes around.”
(As for why employees who come in off the sidewalk end up right back on the sidewalk, well, I’ll get to that later.)
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I will have to circle back on this one. Thanks, David!
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Thanks, Orededrum!
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The revolving door company had difficulty terminating employees.
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It is a revolving concern. Thanks, Geoff
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Writing “Problems of work,” George, the “Omniscient Narrator” exceeds the raconteur, who writes:
Of all the revolving doors in all the emporia and phantasmagoria of Trefopia, how I wound up in this one is a funny story in a few well chosen words.
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Here at the trefology labs we try to keep everything ajar and afar. Thanks, E Sum.
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I got dizzy just reading this.
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Thanks, Janny! And sorry for the lateness of my reply.
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This is a sore subject for me….I was fired from this factory and my boss’s last words to me were “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out…..Don’t let the door hit you on the way out….Don’t let the door hit you on the way out”!
Luckily my career didn’t hinge on this job.
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That is hilarious, Tyeth. Thanks for reading.
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:P
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A belated thank you, Ilsa!
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Love! :)
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Thanks, S
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Social climbers
getting a foot up
at the ladder factory 🪜
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Thanks, David!
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Love this one Tref!
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Thanks, Max!
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