When I was a kid, my
mom got me a t-shirt
with a big S on it.
***
Excited, I put it on,
ran outside and spent
the sum of the
afternoon pretending I
was the Samsung corp.
***
“One VCR coming up!”
I’d say, making a sale.
***
When the mailman came,
I pretended to type up
a service agreement.
***
“One moment, please”
I said,
tap, tap, tapping away at
my make-believe typewriter,
stamping it,
signing both copies,
handing him his.
***
“And if there
are any problems,
you can reach me
at this number,
day or night,” I said,
pointing to
the number six.
***
When my mom heard this,
she came outside and
explained that, actually
the “S” on the t-shirt
stood for Superman, not Samsung.
***
“Ahh, Superman,” I said,
leaning back in my chair,
feet up on the desk.
“I think I may have to
loop my supervisor in on this.”
.
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Haha! Children do have very vivid imagination
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Adults have vivid imaginations too — we just redirect them into worry. Thanks, Sadje.
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Oh yes, so well stated.
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I was more of a Sanyo kid myself.
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(George, I was thinking of you last week as I read a delightful collection of stories by Shaun Tan. It’s called Tales From Outer Suburbia and if you can get hold of a copy I’m certain you would enjoy it greatly. The illustrations are fab too.)
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Truth be told, I’m not sure Samsung was that big in the era this is set. But, while Sanyo is good, Samsung is somehow funnier. Sony is not funny at all. And as for Tales from Outer Suburbia, I just ordered it. Thanks, Bruce.
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😆👏👏👏👏👏🦸♀️
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Thank you, Tainted Trailer
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Thank you for you Service!❤️
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Thanks, Bob
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:D :D :D Hilarious!
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Thanks, mm
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Love this, George.
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Much appreciated, John
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S wasn’t for Spam? Spam Man is a very underrated super hero.
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His enemies call him a pig, but he is much more than that. He is also salt, water, sugar, potato starch, and sodium nitrite. Spam Man is everywhere and he need not knock as he always has his own key. Thanks, Pam!
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His code name is Maps—which is why he is known as the ubiquitous hero of not for an age, but for all time. Like Shakespeare (Jonson got the quote wrong), he is found everywhere.
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Have you seen the 1920’s Supergirl?
Batman is her main crush!
Youtube + @CineNovaUniverse + Supergirl
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And crush Batman she would. Thanks, David.
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Wow I didn’t know Samsung was that old…I mean…I..uh… okay love you bye bye! 😇♥😁
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You think I am older than the Samsung Corp? Oh woe is me, Janny! That said, Samsung moved into electronics in 1969 and that, more or less, fits my tale. So, yeh, pretty old, I reckon. Thanks, Janny!
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