Growing up, all of us kids
knew the stories of the
ghostly Lady in White.
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The Lady in White was said
to roam the woods near
our house and surprise hikers
by jumping out from behind
a tree and firing a
t-shirt gun at their head.
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As the legend goes, the hikers
would be found days later,
pale, hungry, shivering and
wearing a t-shirt that read:
“I got surprised by the Lady in White.”
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Keep circulating the URL
Haha
Thanks for reading, Steveforthedeaf
My pleasure. This was genuinely entertaining
Brilliant 😄👻👕
Much appreciated, T. Trailer
A scary and funny poem
Thank you, Sadje.
Those hikers all ended up in rehab
Thanks for commenting, B.J. Trefcer
A silver bullet won’t stop her, G, much less the sign of the T-shirt. You have to substitute a jigger of cream for the London Dry. Then shake it up good with ice, but don’t wring it out before putting it on. Then take a hike in the woods near your house until it’s London Dry. That’s the White Lady T-shirt Gun chaser. Cheerio!
You think, therefore, thanks for reading.
Wilkie Collins would be pleased.
I’ll gladly take that. Thanks!
This is great. I want one of those t-shirts.
Me, too! :)
That would be fun! Thanks, K.
Good one, George.
Thanks, John!
Another legend involved hikers that encountered the Lady in Red. They would be found days later pale, hungry, and shivering with a tattoo on their chest that read: BACKWOODS STALKER.
Very good! Thanks, D
😂 That was a fun twist at the end… Glad this “Lady in White” left people with a T-shirt instead of a ghost story.
Everyone loves a free t-shirt. Thanks, Willie
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If the hikers were found days later and dazed, did the t-shirts fired from the gun have stones/rocks in them, or have a sleep-enhancing odor? Thought-provoking poem! :)
There are things known only to the Lady in White. Thanks, Nancy!
My wife is still bitter over losing one of the t-shirts in a wrestling match with an overbearing fellow hiker. She is pleased to think of him as pale, hungry, and shivering.
That is hilarious, Geoff. Thanks
😅 I…I got no witty comeback. You broke me with this one…its just too perfect.👏👏
Thanks, Janny!
:D Great new version of this legend! :D
Thanks, mm!