The
Lady of the Lake
used to live
behind my house.
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Every now and again,
she’d emerge from
the water and give me
something.
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Like, Excalibur’s
old cracked boat oar.
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Excalibur’s
single flip-flop.
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Excalibur’s
Coke bottle
with mud in it.
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Excalibur’s
wallet & I.D.
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Then one day she
gave me Excalibur’s
left femur bone
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and that’s when
we had to involve
the authorities
.
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