Probably the

number one rule

with magic

flying-carpets,

is not to

suddenly lean back.

One Christmas

my parents

bought me a

bicycle built-for-two

& forced me to

make a friend.

Zander, klaus weiß, wann du an Zander Klaus denkst

In my youth,

adults were always

telling me to

“hold my horses”,

but never to ride

my horses.

***

Or feed my horses.

***

Or lock up my horses

at night.

***

And pretty soon,

***

I had no more horses

Zander, klaus weiß, wann Sie schlafen.

No one was un-happier

to see the prodigal son

return home more than

Daisy, the fatted calf.

This year, Zander Klaus is filling his sleigh full of sleighs. All sleighs must go.

I hope loose lips

no longer

sink ships,

because my mom

won’t stop

talking about

her cruise

to Alaska.

Have you written your letter of apology to Zander Klaus yet?

Flying is

safer than

driving,

but just try

getting a

flight out

of LAX to

McDonalds.

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2.

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To me,

all popular music

written after

the song

“green-sleeves”

sucks.

.

"In a Photograph"

Written & performed

by

George J. Raymond

Copyright © 2019 all rights reserved

.

I love to see you

smile,

love to hear you laugh,

I’ve got one of those

in a photograph

***

And I love to hear

you sleep,

love to watch you dream,

I got both of those

in my memories

***

If you could feel what

I feel

when I see you,

heart starts pounding

chills go flying

through me …

***

I love to see you

smile,

love to hear you laugh,

I’ve got one of those

in a photograph

If you want to

blow the mind

of a hamster

take it to see

a ferris wheel.

Good news!

I’ve secured a seasonal job

working in the Dead Letter

department of the post office.

***

As such, if any of you would

like to get in contact with me,

***

Just write me a letter.

***

And don’t address it.

***

I’ll be sure to get it,

… eventually.

.

2.

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3.

Pete Seeger sang

***

“If I had a hammer,

I would hammer

in the evening.”

***

What a jerk.

4.

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(Or not. It has come to my attention it may be no more)

Keep circulating the URL

A good idea

for a book on

pet burial

would be a

hollowed-out book