When Count Dracula
transforms into
hundreds of bats,
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all those bats must
be thinking,
“Whoa, a second ago,
I didn’t even exist.
And now I am flying out
of this guy’s chest!
***
Really, what’s next?”
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I am the fish
If it could be said
The Incredible Mr. Limpet
teaches us anything,
it’s that if you wish
hard enough for something,
and you’re willing to
give yourself
to the mercy of the sea,
anything is possible.
ANYTHING.
IF every reader
of trefology,
in the world
***
were to simultaneously
rise & jump at
the exact same moment.
***
I would be
quite surprised
***
Please let me know if you do.
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Most definfinitley
If you put an
infinite amount of
monkey’s
in a room with an
infinite amount of
type-writers
***
You’d better
also include an
infinite amount
of food
***
Or they will die.
Phone of arc
I accidentally dropped
my phone
into the water at Lourdes
and it stopped working.
So, I dropped it in again
and now it’s fine
Just go with me on this
If trees could talk
I bet they’d say,
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“The Lord’s blessing is our greatest wealth!”
***
“Why?” you ask.
***
Friend —
I’m just throwing
it out there.
.
My daily reminder is reminding me to watch my back
Pioneer chicken
The Donner
party
had over
two-hundred
bad words
for snow
The end justifies trefology
Proper space attire
In space
there is no
UP or DOWN
so how you wear
your top hat
is up to you.
Enjoy them while you can
Wisdom teeth
are wasted
on the young
The bather’s lament
Johnson’s Baby-Shampoo
promises, ‘No More Tears’.
But I have news for you,
it only works so long
as you’re in the shower
.
Even the greatest skipping stone is only good once
Things I like
I like
Forever Stamps
because they
promise not to
turn into
something else.
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