If you put an
infinite amount of
monkey’s in a room
with an
infinite number of
type-writers
***
you’d better
also include an
infinite amount
of food,
or they will die
If you put an
infinite amount of
monkey’s in a room
with an
infinite number of
type-writers
***
you’d better
also include an
infinite amount
of food,
or they will die
LOL! Let’s not forget the infinite amount of potties.
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Hah!
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Yes, food is the most important key of all.
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And maybe some paper and wite out correction fluid.
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Good riddance, I say. Who wants infinite re-writes of Shakespeare anyway?
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Right. I need a second copy of the compleat works of Shakespeare? Of course, if these same monkeys write the compleat works of Trefology then I will not have to write it myself.
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Very true. You could be lounging on an Australian beach sipping coconut juice.
What’s the hourly rate for infinite monkeys these days?
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I hate to point out the obvious, but even with an infinite amount of food, they will eventually die. You will want to line up an infinite number of replacements to keep things going.
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Maybe so, but they will die doing what monkeys love best, writing fiction.
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Monkeys are funny that way. I guess that’s why they call it a die-t.
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Gracious!
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They will be fine. Just pump a bunch of junk food into them. As long as CB doesn’t have to babysit. Don’t worry about them. You might even get a few guest takes for your blog. I want to read one of those babies.
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And don’t forget the room will need to be infinitely large as well… not to mention how many reams of bond you would need.
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OK, that’s it, the projects off.
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